Well, not fried SHIT, but you know, fried stuff. By shit I mean, junk food. Find some shit, fry it, dump some powdered sugar on it, and eat the fuck out of it. It’s Rodeo time here in Houston, Texas. We here at Snort Ramen are native Texans, so when we hear the words “Rodeo Carnival”, we think one thing, “fried shit”. Now I’m not talking about fried chicken or chicken fried steak. I’m talking about fried Oreos, fried cookie dough, fried cheesecake, and fried cloud cakes (R.I.P. Twinkies). When you want something fried, don’t be a pussy, go straight for the top shelf like Mr. and Mrs. Hamdog. Go to the Rodeo and grab a deep-fried strawberry Pop-Tart and a deep-fried Snickers bar.