Snort Ramen

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Word up, Ramenites! Long time no see. HamDog and I have been talking a lot about the site, and we want to share with you guys about what’s been going down. We’re here to announce that Snort Ramen is going to go into the dark for a little while so we can iron out new [...]

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Vero/Carrito De Elotes

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The fair is in town in my neck of the woods. That means I get to cut loose on all sorts of new and strange fair food that could easily kill me if consumed in large quantities. One of the things we got was a couple of candy grab bags for the kids. Inside one [...]

Pour a Colt45 in your Dorito bag for the ultimate experience.

Doritos Locos Tacos

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You wake up, you scroll through all the gibberish text messages you sent your ex-girlfriend the night before, you face palm for a second… then it hits you. You have to drop a gnarly deuce so bad you now have Gumby legs. You basically slide your Jell-o like body across the floor, walk through walls, [...]

DEFINITELY not the peyote.

Jack Link’s Jalapeno Beef Jerky

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It’s hotter than fuck out here in the Chihuahuan Desert. I’m on the search for the rare Demonio Del Calor Jalapeño Bovine. I don’t know why the fuck I’m even hunting this thing… there’s no way a desert cow could taste remotely good. What could it possibly it eat? Sand, cacti, and scorpions? Goddammit this better [...]

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Cracker Jack’D Intense Mix – Spicy Pizzeria

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We were somewhere along the interstate when the drugs began to take hold.  Myself along with my attorney and captain, Planet of the Crepes, were busy fighting off the blood sucking bats that kept swooping down over the convertible.  We were trying our best to balance keeping the bats at bay along with driving on [...]

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Ruffles Ultimate Tangy Honey Mustard Chips

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Stardate 72856.2. We have returned the Starship Chilifries to the Rufflonian exoplanet of the Orion-Cygnus Arm in star system M52. We were hesitant to return after our last failed mission to find awesome snacks, but The United Rufflonian Federation insisted that we come back. According to the Federation, Baconcheddarloadia was a rogue city where the losers win, [...]

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Nong Shim Spicy Onion Rings

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Last weekend the fam made a trek to one of the Asian grocery stores in town. Whenever we go, it is LAW that we get some oddball snack that we’ve never had. So many things from octopus crackers to Sriracha peas… but this time around I opted for a bag of Hot & Spicy Onion [...]

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Terry’s Chocolate Orange

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After Willy Wonka (Wilder not Depp, because seriously stop it with the gritty fucking reboots already) killed all those kids in his candy funhouse of horrors and swindled Charlie into signing a confession (it’s in the fine print)… he fled to Florida where the cheap laborers have no chance of unionizing like those bastard Oompa [...]

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Fuck Circus Peanuts

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Folks, if you’ve ever face planted into a box of slightly moist styrofoam that sat in a banana distribution center for half a decade and inhaled said styrofoam… then you know what a circus peanut tastes like. Even by our standards, this candy is an abomination to the junk food world. It’s nothing like a [...]

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Jim Ether: Sleepy Burger

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We love these Jim Ether food related paintings. I mean, fucking look at it… LOOK AT IT. Wouldn’t YOU want to be that guy??? Curled up all comfy-cozy in a nice warm hamburger with all the fixins? Damn right you do. It’s the stuff dreams are made of. As always, go check out Jimmy’s site [...]

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Taco Bell Waffle Tacos

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Yes, Ramen-Readers… you read correctly. Motherfuckin’ Taco Bell Waffle Tacos. The Bell is dipping its clapper (yes, that’s the actual name for the dangly part of a bell) into the breakfast world. It’s sausage and eggs loaded up into a waffle all taco style. While it’s not really a taco based on what the Googlebots tells [...]