Folks, if you’ve ever face planted into a box of slightly moist styrofoam that sat in a banana distribution center for half a decade and inhaled said styrofoam… then you know what a circus peanut tastes like. Even by our standards, this candy is an abomination to the junk food world. It’s nothing like a [...]
We love these Jim Ether food related paintings. I mean, fucking look at it… LOOK AT IT. Wouldn’t YOU want to be that guy??? Curled up all comfy-cozy in a nice warm hamburger with all the fixins? Damn right you do. It’s the stuff dreams are made of. As always, go check out Jimmy’s site [...]
Yes, Ramen-Readers… you read correctly. Motherfuckin’ Taco Bell Waffle Tacos. The Bell is dipping its clapper (yes, that’s the actual name for the dangly part of a bell) into the breakfast world. It’s sausage and eggs loaded up into a waffle all taco style. While it’s not really a taco based on what the Googlebots tells [...]
Sup Ramen readers! Today’s post isn’t actually junk food, but it’s one of the greatest foods around for many good reasons. For those of you who live in the Midwest and Northeast region of ‘Merica… you’re probably familiar with almighty morel mushroom. For those in areas where morels don’t grow, I must tell you that [...]
Space sandwich mutiny. We highly approve of this. If you haven’t been paying any goddamn attention, go to Jimmy’s site and start throwing money at your monitor.
Hol-ee shit! Now THIS is 100% pure Snort Ramen material! What you see here is the goddamn Behemoth Burger made by the Grilll ‘Em All foodtruck… aka greatest food truck idea ever. If it hasn’t clicked up in your skull walnut yet, it’s a heavy metal themed food truck out in LA that rocks burgers such [...]
Did you know that Snort Ramen is tearing it up on Instagram? Here you can see spur of the moment pictures of what Hamdog and PlanetoftheCrepes are eating, in turn making you hungry. Check us out… user: snortramen.
It was that time of the week again, and that meant picking out lunch meat for work lunches. Mrs. PotC came home from the grocery store and gifted me with a package of lunch meat labeled “BACON RANCH CHCKN”. Well, shit yeah! This stuff is rather tasty (yes, it tastes like bacon and ranch) and [...]
Check out the totally awesome painting that Mrs. PotC commissioned from Jim Ether. This badboy now hangs in the kitchen at our place… and is a pretty good representation of what it’s like when Mrs. PotC cooks in there. Go visit Jimmy’s site and have him make you something!
Well, not fried SHIT, but you know, fried stuff. By shit I mean, junk food. Find some shit, fry it, dump some powdered sugar on it, and eat the fuck out of it. It’s Rodeo time here in Houston, Texas. We here at Snort Ramen are native Texans, so when we hear the words “Rodeo [...]
I was in Texas last week, and before I left, my wife asked me to find some Twang flavored salt to bring home. I had forgotten about this stuff, and she was right… you can’t find that stuff in Indiana. After a little bit of searching I finally found some at a convenience store and [...]
Hi folks. Long time no see. Our excuses for not posting for so long this time around is that I’ve been busy listening to a band called Skraeckoedlan non-stop on repeat for the last month, and HamDog is busy plunging himself into the new Aquaman and Deadpool comics. It’s a typical case of #SnortRamenProblems. You may not [...]
Our regular readers will notice a slight change with the site today. That’s right… The Bacon-Egg Cthulhu has revealed his true identity and is no longer just a symbol! Super special thanks to Jim Ether for the painting. Be sure to visit his site and shower him with praise and money.
Ah yes… Magic Middles. Remember how in the commercials everyone just couldn’t fucking believe how the Keebler elves got the chocolate in the middle? Those were the good ol’ days. For those of you who were born too late, Magic Middles were soft cookies with creamy fudge in the middle. It was like a chocolate [...]
Today is the day where I’ll probably gross out everyone who reads this blog. Folks, braunschweiger (or liverwurst) is the bee’s knees. It’s delicious spreadable meat and it’s great. Many people will get their panties in a wad just over the smell, and those people will die in the Great Bear War of 2016. I [...]
For those that have no time to fuck around.
Snort Ramen would like to introduce you to Jim Ether (not him pictured above, dumbass). Ol’ Jimmy is a pretty damn good artist and overall just a good guy. Occasionally he makes paintings that are food related and they make us lol. With his permission, we want to share these foodie ethery oddballs with you when [...]
This is how we roll on Valentine’s Day at my house. And that big-ass Jupiter lookin’ cookie? It was just for me.
Sup, minions. PlanetoftheCrepes here with the almighty Hamdog to review the 3 new Lay’s potato chip flavors. Two days ago we gone done told you about these hitting the shelves, and today Hamdog and I got our grubby mits on each type. I was able to score the Siracha and Cheesy Garlic Bread chips, while [...]
There are certain kinds of cereal that end up creating delicious milk to drink after you’ve eaten all the cereal. Don’t act like you don’t drink the fucking milk out of the bowl. These cereals are the kind you want to purposely pour way too much milk in (the truth is, i’ve never minded soggy [...]
Apparently Lay’s Potato chips had a contest last year for folks to submit new flavors of potato chips. It looks like 3 new flavors have been revealed… and sweet baby cheeses I hope these are real. Yes… you see correctly: Cheesy Garlic Bread, Chicken & Motherfucking Waffles, and SRIRACHA. While we always welcome Sriracha anything, [...]
We all know and love our Twix candy bars. They’re a mouthful of soft chewy delicious caramel chocolatey goodness, you can’t get much better than that, right? Well if you remember the early 90′s, you’ll remember that Twix actually launched a campaign of different flavors to experiment with. Aside from the original Caramel flavor, the [...]
If you frequent Snort Ramen, you know we love our Rally’s. Goddamn do we love our Rally’s. The burgers/sandwiches are aces because they’re large, generous with the fixins, and cheap. And the fries are mouthgasmic. You can read about me going apeshit over Rally’s in one our previous articles here. Recently we talked about chips [...]
You read right… fucking National Pancake Day. http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/ Since beginning its National Pancake Day celebration in 2006, IHOP has raised more than $10 million to support charities in the communities in which it operates. On February 5, 2013, guests from around the country will once again celebrate National Pancake Day at IHOP and enjoy a [...]
