Dude. Where they hell are you? Word has it that you were attacked and eaten by wild baboons while on a quest to find dank cocoa beans in West Africa. I guess if I don’t hear back from you in a few days, I’ll assume that’s true and I’ll just spread the rumor on the Internet. Hope you didn’t get your sack ripped open by apes.
No, I’m not dead. While I did suffer a broken rib while in Africa, the real reason I’ve been MIA is because (as HamDog said), Mrs. PlanetoftheCrepes and I had our second kiddo and I’ve been vacationing at home for two weeks (cleaning up poop and spit-up, painting the garage, weeding the driveway, changing my oil… you know, vacationy kind of stuff).
HamDog and I are brainstorming ways to make the site more interesting instead of doing a bunch of long drawn out essays. That kind of shit doesn’t pan out with the unwordy types. We’ll probably have lulls for a bit, but don’t worry… Snort Ramen will soon pack a bigger punch that may or may not make a black hole or two. Stay tuned, Snorters.