We haven’t posted shit in a long time, and it’s quite obvious that we’re tapped out in the foul-mouthed junk food review department. There are only so many times one can swear about the sweet and salty snacks of the Universe without it sounding like the same shit over and over (see exhibit A: snortramen.com). [...]
It’s 3am and the PBR neon across the room appears in a blurry double. Your gut is sloshing around from the four $3 pitchers of Michelob Amber Bock you downed on your own. Half of your brain says “I am pitcher more, one are need. Shit, I beer some is… want… need. *grumble*grumble*” while the [...]
Snort Ramen has been asked to write a weekly guest column over at UnleashTheFanBoy.com! Our articles should appear every Friday… that is, unless HamDog gets too busy hunting for new Four Loko flavors, or if I get too wrapped up debating on what color to paint my garage floor. If you’re a comic book nerd, [...]
Sonuvabitch! This is full of awesome! NASA is funding research for the development of a 3D food printer! The first food will be pizza. SPACE PIZZA! Goddammit, read that again: SPACE PIZZA! It’s days like this where my faith in humanity is restored. So some of you are probably thinking what I thought at first… [...]
Yes, Ramen-Readers… you read correctly. Motherfuckin’ Taco Bell Waffle Tacos. The Bell is dipping its clapper (yes, that’s the actual name for the dangly part of a bell) into the breakfast world. It’s sausage and eggs loaded up into a waffle all taco style. While it’s not really a taco based on what the Googlebots tells [...]
Space sandwich mutiny. We highly approve of this. If you haven’t been paying any goddamn attention, go to Jimmy’s site and start throwing money at your monitor.
Did you know that Snort Ramen is tearing it up on Instagram? Here you can see spur of the moment pictures of what Hamdog and PlanetoftheCrepes are eating, in turn making you hungry. Check us out… user: snortramen.
Check out the totally awesome painting that Mrs. PotC commissioned from Jim Ether. This badboy now hangs in the kitchen at our place… and is a pretty good representation of what it’s like when Mrs. PotC cooks in there. Go visit Jimmy’s site and have him make you something!
Our regular readers will notice a slight change with the site today. That’s right… The Bacon-Egg Cthulhu has revealed his true identity and is no longer just a symbol! Super special thanks to Jim Ether for the painting. Be sure to visit his site and shower him with praise and money.
Snort Ramen would like to introduce you to Jim Ether (not him pictured above, dumbass). Ol’ Jimmy is a pretty damn good artist and overall just a good guy. Occasionally he makes paintings that are food related and they make us lol. With his permission, we want to share these foodie ethery oddballs with you when [...]
This is how we roll on Valentine’s Day at my house. And that big-ass Jupiter lookin’ cookie? It was just for me.
Apparently Lay’s Potato chips had a contest last year for folks to submit new flavors of potato chips. It looks like 3 new flavors have been revealed… and sweet baby cheeses I hope these are real. Yes… you see correctly: Cheesy Garlic Bread, Chicken & Motherfucking Waffles, and SRIRACHA. While we always welcome Sriracha anything, [...]
You read right… fucking National Pancake Day. http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/ Since beginning its National Pancake Day celebration in 2006, IHOP has raised more than $10 million to support charities in the communities in which it operates. On February 5, 2013, guests from around the country will once again celebrate National Pancake Day at IHOP and enjoy a [...]
While we thought the Nacho Cheese Dorito tacos from Taco Bell were “meh”… the Cool Ranch tacos sound very promising. But if you’re smart like us, you’ll probably just end up doing this.
Back in August I sent Four Loko’s corporate office a letter expressing my gratitude and also suggesting they explore the idea of a Bacon flavor Four Loko. Of course I was only half way serious, I just wanted some site content and to see what would happen. Well one of the partners of Phusion Projects [...]
Welcome to the new and improved layout of Snort Ramen! About time, amirite? Now you can enjoy our brilliant potty-mouth ramblings about junk food without feeling like you got hit by a rogue word-wave that left you for dead. Posts are now in summary form, things just look nicer, and everything should be easier to navigate. [...]
Hi folks. Planetofthecrepes here. I’m here today to tell you about something that’s mind-blowingly amazing about one of America’s greatest fast food joints: Rally’s (or Checker’s in some places). It’s the super secret and magical 15% discount that’s always available upon request. I know what you’re thinking: “You’re out of your fuckin’ mind, PotC.” Yeah, [...]
Hey crackers, you may have heard us talk about the totally rad new (and free to register) comic book hub site called Comics Crux. This a great site created by ultra comic book nerds (and good friends) that live comics all day every day, and want to expand the comic community by bringing together artists, [...]
I’d like to ask all our readers to join me in the fight to bring bacon flavored Four Loko to the world. August 24, 2012 Drink Four Brewing Co. 1658 N Milwaukee Ave. Suite 424 Chicago, Illinois 60647 To Whom it May Concern, Greetings! I just want to say thank you for making such [...]
What’s up Ramen readers? It’s been a hot minute since you’ve heard from the squad. Don’t be alarmed, we’re not going anywhere. Sometimes life gets in the way of delicious junk food. I’ve been busy growing my hair out, and I believe Mrs.PlanetOfTheCrepe’s is about to give birth to a piggy in a blanket any [...]
Four Loko, or as I like to call it Four LOL (because if you drink it your night will be full of LOLz) or Floor Loko (because if you drink much more than 1 or 2 of these, you will end up on the floor). I am a strong dedicated Loko drinker. One Loko has enough [...]
“They urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities.” No, this is not from The Onion. It’s a real article. Read more here.