Monthly Archives: September 2012


Snort Ramen’s 100th Post

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100 posts… that’s a lot of potty-mouth junkfood reviews. For our first triple-digit post we drop these words of wisdom on our readers: 1. We CAN believe it’s not butter. 2. If you are against pulp, you need your shins cracked with a hockey stick. 3. We really really really like chocolate and peanut butter. [...]


Coca-Cola Freestyle Soda Machine

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Today, lunch consisted of a trip to Burger King. I hadn’t been to BK in a minute, and it’s not the same fast food establishment it used to be. The menus are flat panel tvs, there are hi-res images on the walls of people eating obviously-not-Burger-King food from glass bowls and ceramic ramekins, everything was surprisingly clean, and then [...]

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A Salute to Jalapeno Poppers

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One thing we’re big on here at Camp Snort Ramen is experiencing your food. That’s why we’re such huge advocates of spicy food. Sure, eating an entire chocolate bunny in one sitting is awesome and all… but you don’t go around telling folks about “the time I ate a pound of chocolate shaped like a [...]

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Twix Ice Cream Bars

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One of the world’s most amazing candy bars is the Twix bar. The combination of cookie, caramel, and chocolate… it just reeks of win. It does more than reek of win, it’s crafted entirely of win and wizardry. Twix have stood the test of time and destroy just about any other candy bar that comes [...]

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Red Baron Thick Pan Personal Pizza – Meat Trio

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Personal pan pizzas are good times. It’s a nice feeling to look down at a pie and just say to yourself, “That pizza is just for me.” There are tons on the market, from the overly-priced Schwann’s personal pizzas to the grocery store DiGiorno deep dish pizzas. Today we’re reviewing the Red Baron Thick Pan [...]


A Salute to Pumpkin Ale

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It’s that time of year again… where the hellish heat of the summer is starting to taper off and the early mornings and evenings are nice and cool. It’s goddamn hoodie weather. And because of this awesome change in the weather, it causes people to drink. There’s nothing better than sitting on your porch with [...]

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My Campaign for Bacon Four Loko

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I’d like to ask all our readers to join me in the fight to bring bacon flavored Four Loko to the world. August 24, 2012 Drink Four Brewing Co. 1658 N Milwaukee Ave. Suite 424 Chicago, Illinois 60647 To Whom it May Concern,     Greetings!  I just want to say thank you for making such [...]


Book Review: The Sriracha Cookbook by Randy Clemens

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This is the Sriracha Cookbook written by Randy Clemens. It’s a collection of “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes that pack a punch”. Oh fuck yeah! We here at Snort Ramen love our Sriracha, and this book gets our approval. Now we know what you’re thinking… “Oh whatever, guys. I bet you just really like The Oatmeal [...]


White Castle Crispy Jalapeño Cheese Sliders

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It’s been a while since I’ve had White Castle. Every time I drive around the west side of Bloomington and see White Castle, I joke to myself that I’m going to get 20 sliders and knuckle down with no fucks to give. But there’s that part of my gut that reminds me “Dude, you HAVE [...]

I Ain’t Dead

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“Dear PlanetoftheCrepes, Dude. Where they hell are you? Word has it that you were attacked and eaten by wild baboons while on a quest to find dank cocoa beans in West Africa. I guess if I don’t hear back from you in a few days, I’ll assume that’s true and I’ll just spread the rumor [...]