Shang Tsung watches from his throne as the crowd screams for blood. I, PlanetOfTheCrepes, stand on my side of the screen… feeling the hellish burn of Scorpion’s eyes from across the way. This fucker is about to kill me dead… I know it. I hear some random voice yell “FIGHT!” Who the fuck just said [...]
Yes, Ramen-Readers… you read correctly. Motherfuckin’ Taco Bell Waffle Tacos. The Bell is dipping its clapper (yes, that’s the actual name for the dangly part of a bell) into the breakfast world. It’s sausage and eggs loaded up into a waffle all taco style. While it’s not really a taco based on what the Googlebots tells [...]
While we thought the Nacho Cheese Dorito tacos from Taco Bell were “meh”… the Cool Ranch tacos sound very promising. But if you’re smart like us, you’ll probably just end up doing this.
You hear mixed reviews on the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell. Of course Snort Ramen was excited. I feel like every other post we make has something to do with Doritos. While you may not be stoked on the DLT, you have to admit that it was creative and stoner friendly. After all, this [...]
You wake up early in the morning and you’re packing your lunch. It’s been a minute since you went to the grocery store, so you find yourself packing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the ass-end of an old bag of chips, that goddamned apple that you know you’re never going to eat, and a [...]