Posts Tagged: spicy

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Doritos – Roulette

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You know something’s gotta be good if you have to post after abandoning your site for over 8 months. Folks, we come back from the depths to present the Dorito’s Roulette chips. They’re nacho cheese Doritos with the odd hot chip in there. On the packaging we’re just casually warned that “Some chips are very [...]

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Cracker Jack’D Intense Mix – Spicy Pizzeria

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We were somewhere along the interstate when the drugs began to take hold.  Myself along with my attorney and captain, Planet of the Crepes, were busy fighting off the blood sucking bats that kept swooping down over the convertible.  We were trying our best to balance keeping the bats at bay along with driving on [...]

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Lilly’s Roasted Jalapeno Hummus / The Future of Snort Ramen

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Well holy-ee shit… it’s a post from one of the slacker-ass slackers at Snort Ramen! By now it’s almost certain that you’ve totally forgotten about your old pals/the awesomeness that is HamDog and PlanetoftheCrepes. That’s fine. We have some tricks up our sleeves that will win you back eventually. Maybe. Hopefully. As we mentioned in [...]

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J&D’s/The Oatmeal Sriracha Popcorn

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As we mentioned before, HamDog and I are true to the Sriracha Rooster Sauce and have been for quite some time. It’s awesome that The Oatmeal’s Matt Inman has taken it upon himself to tell everyone about the glory that is Sriracha chili sauce… and everyone certainly needs to know about it. This dude writes [...]

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Blair’s Death Sauce 4 Pack

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Does your hot sauce come with a motherfuckin’ skull keychain? Mine sure does. There’s a lot of different hot sauces out there. You have the tried and true Mexican restaurant table staples such as Tobasco, Cholula, and Tapatio. Then there are the more “collectible” types like the Ass Kickin’ line, Dave’s, Texas Pete, and Mad [...]

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Zapp’s Spicy Cajun Crawtators

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It is with great pleasure that I share with you today one of my favorite snacks of all time.  I present you with Zapp’s Spicy Cajun Crawtators, the single best potato chip snack on the market.  If you’re unfamiliar with Zapp’s, they are a Louisiana company that started marketing their products with their Cajun heritage.  [...]

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Ruffles Tapatio Limon Chips

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Our last Ruffles review left us severely disappointed. And by disappointed, I mean we got so pissed off we annihilated an entire city over it. But today, Ruffles have redeemed themselves tenfold. While we didn’t make any galactic trips to the M52 system of the Orion-Cygnus arm, the gas station down the road was able [...]

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Takis – BBQ Picante

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It was a miracle I made it to work today without running out of gas.  Why?  Because I’m an idiot and I left my wallet at the office last night.  So when the gas light pops on and you’re 20 miles from work, and going 5mph because some idiot decided to flip a metro bus [...]

Tim's Cascade Style Jalapeno Potato Chips

Tim’s Cascade Style Jalapeno Chips

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I took a last minute trip to Portland Oregon last week to hang with friends and see the sites.  I had been to Portland before on business but never really got a chance to see the amazing outdoors and awesome food this place had to offer.  Lots of great restaurants and food carts all over [...]

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Kettle Brand Jalapeno Chips

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Jalapeno is one of the best flavors known to man. Why you ask? Because it makes you EXPERIENCE your food. A long time ago I saw some dude perform solo at a pizza joint and he told us crowd folk “This next song is called ‘Hot Sauce Goddamn’. I wrote this song because I love [...]

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Cheetos Salsa con Queso

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I see you, Cheeto bag.  You don’t have to swing your dick in my face every time I walk in this fucking store.  I haven’t been avoiding you because I don’t like you, Cheeto bag.  I’ve been avoiding you because, well, I was just trying to space out all the Tex-Mex snacks, you know how [...]

Lowreys Microwaveable Pork Rinds

Lowrey’s Microwaveable Pork Rinds

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Here’s one that I was highly skeptical about: microwaveable pork rinds. You put these things in the microwave like a bag of popcorn, and it “pops” pork rinds. It’s fucking forbidden sorcery if you ask me. But I’ve been known to play miniature golf with The Devil himself, so I decided to give them a [...]

HEB That Green Sauce

HEB That Green Sauce

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I’m not sure how Hulu handles all their advertisements, but if you live in the Texas area and you have Hulu plus, chances are you’ve see the ad for HEB’s That Green Sauce about 1,000 times.  If you’re like me, you get pretty annoyed the way Hulu tries to get you to interact with their [...]

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RetroFeast: Salsa Rio Doritos

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Back when Alf and Dinoriders ruled the Earth, Doritos unleashed the almighty Salsa Rio flavored tortilla chips. Now we’re not talking about the dumbass spicy nacho tomato 2012 limited edition throwback Salsa Rio chips. We’re in our pimped out DeLorean traveling back to the late 80s to experience the real deal… so pour your Colt45 [...]

Barcel Chicharrones Chile & Lime

Barcel Chicharrones – Chile & Limon

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Alright guys listen up.  I have another Mexican snack to review from the makers of the almighty Takis.  Barcel brings you the delightful goodness of Chicharrones, the wheat flour snack that looks like pork rinds, tastes like pork rinds, but brother, it ain’t pork rinds.  It’s a wheat flour fluffy snack with that “oh so [...]

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Doritos Jacked: Enchilada Supreme / Smoky Chipotle BBQ

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So as my partner-in-crime HamDog explained earlier today, there’s two new flavors of Doritos available at your local Kroger to try FREE between 3pm – 8pm. That’s right, FREE… the one ingredient that makes every food better. After perusing online for the participating Kroger’s in my area, it didn’t show that the Kroger down the [...]

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FREE Doritos Today!

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If you’re in a town with a Kroger, then be sure to head down there today between 3pm and 8pm.  Why, you ask? They’re giving away a free fucking bag of chips, that’s fucking why.  And what I’d do if I were you, is try something new, like the new Doritos Jacked.  Which come in [...]

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Hapi’s Hot Wasabi Peas

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The oriental grocery is a magnificent place. You can get anything from Pocki to whole squid. One of my favorite things to get are Hapi’s Hot Wasabi Peas. They’re dehydrated peas covered in wasabi powder. “Dehydrated peas as a snack? What are you, some sort of stupid hippie?” To that question I say: these are [...]

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Barcel Takis – Fuego

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I went on a short road trip recently and made a quick pit stop for gas while my wife went into the corner store to grab snacks.  She comes out with a bag of Takis, and claimed that her students love these things.  I’ve lived in Houston Texas my whole life, and I’ve always been [...]