Posts Tagged: soda

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Mountain Dew Voltage – Raspberry Citrus

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I just picked up this electric blue can of Mountain Dew Voltage and this drink is fucking intimidating.  Just looking at the can made all my teeth grow arms and every single one of them gave me the middle finger simultaneously.  I knew I was getting ready to make a huge mistake.  The label says [...]


Coca-Cola Freestyle Soda Machine

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Today, lunch consisted of a trip to Burger King. I hadn’t been to BK in a minute, and it’s not the same fast food establishment it used to be. The menus are flat panel tvs, there are hi-res images on the walls of people eating obviously-not-Burger-King food from glass bowls and ceramic ramekins, everything was surprisingly clean, and then [...]

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Comics Crux Review: Mountain Dew Dark Berry

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Snort Ramen has partnered up with the up and coming website Comics Crux to do comic book themed food reviews which will be featured on their site. Comics Crux will be a website devoted to providing a hub of news, original content, and social networking for comic book fans and creators… launching on Sept 5th 2012 [...]

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Blue Sky Dr. Becker

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During the day, I work your average office job. It’s far from my life’s dream where I work, but it pays the bills and we get lots of perks. One of the better perks is that we have a fridge stocked full of soda to keep us carbonated beverage fiends at bay. But since one [...]

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Frozen Coca-Cola

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Welcome to summer time. You may think summer “technically” starts in 2 weeks, but it’s already began folks. If you find yourself cruising in your air-conditionless car/truck with your elbow out the window, back drenched with sweat, and jamming Fu Manchu’s King of the Road… it’s fucking summer. C’mon people, use your brains… this is [...]

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Sun Drop

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Sun Drop, a true ray of sunshine brought to you buy the Beverage Gods that are the Dr.Pepper Snapple group.  For those of you who don’t know, this product is the new Walter White in the citrus soda game, which means it’s up against the king pins Mountain Dew and Mello Yello.  All 3 are [...]


Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry Soda

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Yeah, it’s been a few days since I reviewed anything. I had a winning combo of a nasty head cold, topped off with the joys of getting a small fiber of beef lodged way up in my gums too far for floss to reach which caused a nice gum infection that’s still fucking with me. [...]

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Stoner Concoction: Ghetto Ginger Ale

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HamDog and I were sitting around riding the dragon towards the crimson eye and playing Ninja Gaiden while blasting Megadeth… and he turns to me and says “Hey PlanetOfTheCrepes, you heard about ghetto ginger ale?” “No, But I’ll tell you what… these dumbass swooping hawks are really pissing me off.” I said. “Yeah, those things [...]


Bouratino Chersi Soda

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So I get home yesterday from my normal day of arson and fist flinging… and my awesome and bad-ass she-wife greeted me at the door with a weird looking Russian soda that she got at the European deli in town. It came in a glass bottle and the label said “Bouratino Chersi” underneath some Russian [...]

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Stoner Concoction: The Fizz

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Last night I watched a rerun episode of ABC’s Shark Tank. In this particular episode there was an entrepreneur by the name of David Chodosh, a 51 year old toy maker who showed off a really neat product called “The Fizz”. It’s a fun product that combines the divine combination of soda pop and ice [...]

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Mello Yello

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Ahhh… Mello Yello. Or if you live in rural Indiana it’s Meller Yeller. Sprite, Mountain Dew, and Sierra Mist move aside. There’s a citrus titan on the loose and crushes all in it’s path (yes, even Crush soda). So what is it about Mello Yello that makes it so awesome? Let’s do some comparing, shall [...]

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Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries

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My first review will be a combo.  Pictured is Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries.  I don’t drink pineapple soda often enough.  Probably because I’m not a huge soda drinker these days, but I usually forget that pineapple soda exists.  It’s one of those rare breeds that you kinda lump in the same category [...]