Posts Tagged: FritoLay

cracker jackd snack mix spicy pizzeria

Cracker Jack’D Intense Mix – Spicy Pizzeria

Posted by & filed under .

We were somewhere along the interstate when the drugs began to take hold.  Myself along with my attorney and captain, Planet of the Crepes, were busy fighting off the blood sucking bats that kept swooping down over the convertible.  We were trying our best to balance keeping the bats at bay along with driving on [...]

cheetos salsa con queso

Cheetos Salsa con Queso

Posted by & filed under .

I see you, Cheeto bag.  You don’t have to swing your dick in my face every time I walk in this fucking store.  I haven’t been avoiding you because I don’t like you, Cheeto bag.  I’ve been avoiding you because, well, I was just trying to space out all the Tex-Mex snacks, you know how [...]

sun chips garden salsa

Sun Chips – Garden Salsa

Posted by & filed under .

Ramen Snorters, time for a simple rehash of a tested and true stonerrific snack.  The garden salsa Sun Chips, if you don’t already know, is truly a force to be reckoned with.  I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that everyone likes Sun Chips, but no one will claim Sun Chips as their favorite [...]

doritos-late-night-all-nighter-cheeseburger

RetroFeast: Doritos Late Night All Nighter Cheeseburger

Posted by & filed under , .

If you’ve stumbled across this site, it’s likely that you’re the type of person that puts their fries inside their burger.  Maybe when you were a kid you put your Fritos inside your sandwich.  In 2009 when Doritos released a line of snacks under the name Late Night, you were able to reverse the roles and taste [...]

Doritos Salsa Rio

RetroFeast: Salsa Rio Doritos

Posted by & filed under , .

Back when Alf and Dinoriders ruled the Earth, Doritos unleashed the almighty Salsa Rio flavored tortilla chips. Now we’re not talking about the dumbass spicy nacho tomato 2012 limited edition throwback Salsa Rio chips. We’re in our pimped out DeLorean traveling back to the late 80s to experience the real deal… so pour your Colt45 [...]

doritos jacked

Doritos Jacked: Enchilada Supreme / Smoky Chipotle BBQ

Posted by & filed under .

So as my partner-in-crime HamDog explained earlier today, there’s two new flavors of Doritos available at your local Kroger to try FREE between 3pm – 8pm. That’s right, FREE… the one ingredient that makes every food better. After perusing online for the participating Kroger’s in my area, it didn’t show that the Kroger down the [...]

doritos jacked

FREE Doritos Today!

Posted by & filed under .

If you’re in a town with a Kroger, then be sure to head down there today between 3pm and 8pm.  Why, you ask? They’re giving away a free fucking bag of chips, that’s fucking why.  And what I’d do if I were you, is try something new, like the new Doritos Jacked.  Which come in [...]

Fanta Pineapple

Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries

Posted by & filed under .

My first review will be a combo.  Pictured is Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries.  I don’t drink pineapple soda often enough.  Probably because I’m not a huge soda drinker these days, but I usually forget that pineapple soda exists.  It’s one of those rare breeds that you kinda lump in the same category [...]