Posts Tagged: burrito


The Fine Art of Burrito Handling

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Burritos are serious fucking business. If you don’t know how to handle one… you face serious consequences such as blowout, shitty bean-smelling fingers, and severe embarrassment if you are in a public establishment. We’re here to help the world become grandmaster Red belts in the Burrito Handling Arts. Follow these instructions and you will be one with [...]


Taco Bell Beefy 5 Layer Burrito

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You wake up early in the morning and you’re packing your lunch. It’s been a minute since you went to the grocery store, so you find yourself packing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the ass-end of an old bag of chips, that goddamned apple that you know you’re never going to eat, and a [...]

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Evol Burritos – Fire Grilled Chicken Fajita

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One thing that readers might not guess about me is that try to give back to my community. That’s fucking right. When I’m not wrestling snow leopards, killing hippies, or blowing up intergalactic cities… I volunteer at a local food pantry to help low-income families get some free and relatively healthy shit to stuff into their gullets. It’s [...]