Posts Tagged: beverage

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Comics Crux Review: Mountain Dew Dark Berry

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Snort Ramen has partnered up with the up and coming website Comics Crux to do comic book themed food reviews which will be featured on their site. Comics Crux will be a website devoted to providing a hub of news, original content, and social networking for comic book fans and creators… launching on Sept 5th 2012 [...]


Root Beer

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Root beer is the jam. Back in the way-back-when, root beer was made as a home-made alternative to alcoholic beverages. Forest folk would gather various roots, sticks, pine cones, and spices and pitch them in some boiling water and drink the fuck out it. The process of making root beer is in the same line [...]

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Mana Energy Potion

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PlanetOfTheCrepes and I were deep within the Western Plaguelands when we came upon a camp infested by the scourge.  We glance at each other knowing the risk we’ll be taking once we set foot into this diseased territory.  But we communicate telepathically,”Let’s fucking do this”, and we both agree and nod without saying a word. [...]


Arizona Half Pink Lemonade Half Sweet Iced Tea

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Arizona teas are aces. You can get a super-tall boy of these things for only $.99… unless your local ethnic health food store decides to be a bunch of ass-hats and charge $1.19, despite the fact that $.99 is printed on the fucking can! And yes, that happens where I live. Anyhoo, I was out [...]

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Sippin Syrup – Purple

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Purple drank, syrup, lean, oil, Texas Tea, or whatever you want to call it, it’s the special recipe that sedates the south side of Houston, TX.  A screwed up concoction that shaped the culture of southern hip-hop and eventually began to take over.  So much, that anti energy drinks began popping up everywhere that blatantly [...]

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Sun Drop

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Sun Drop, a true ray of sunshine brought to you buy the Beverage Gods that are the Dr.Pepper Snapple group.  For those of you who don’t know, this product is the new Walter White in the citrus soda game, which means it’s up against the king pins Mountain Dew and Mello Yello.  All 3 are [...]

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Stoner Concoction: The Fizz

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Last night I watched a rerun episode of ABC’s Shark Tank. In this particular episode there was an entrepreneur by the name of David Chodosh, a 51 year old toy maker who showed off a really neat product called “The Fizz”. It’s a fun product that combines the divine combination of soda pop and ice [...]

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Bob Marley’s Mellow Mood Tea

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Hitting up the gas station by the house one night to get a tasty beverage, I came across Marley’s Mellow Mood tea. I thought to myself, “Self, are you seriously looking at a Bob Marley beverage in this here gas station cooler? Self, you like Bob Marley, you like tea, and goddamnit you like citrus… [...]

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Mello Yello

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Ahhh… Mello Yello. Or if you live in rural Indiana it’s Meller Yeller. Sprite, Mountain Dew, and Sierra Mist move aside. There’s a citrus titan on the loose and crushes all in it’s path (yes, even Crush soda). So what is it about Mello Yello that makes it so awesome? Let’s do some comparing, shall [...]

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Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries

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My first review will be a combo.  Pictured is Fanta Pineapple and Chester’s Chili Cheese Fries.  I don’t drink pineapple soda often enough.  Probably because I’m not a huge soda drinker these days, but I usually forget that pineapple soda exists.  It’s one of those rare breeds that you kinda lump in the same category [...]