HamDog: 1, PlanetoftheCrepes: 0
[7/20/2012 9:39:35 AM] HamDog: so i ended up watching first blood 1 and 2 this weekend, and stallone’s son dies the next morning
[7/20/2012 9:39:42 AM] HamDog: wtf
[7/20/2012 9:40:30 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: way to go man
[7/20/2012 9:40:43 AM] HamDog: therefore, i killed sage stallone
[7/20/2012 9:40:52 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: rockin’ a Hershey’s Cookies & Creme
[7/20/2012 9:41:16 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: at 9:40 in the morning
[7/20/2012 9:41:22 AM] HamDog: that’s pretty gross. you should have waited until 10am
[7/20/2012 9:41:27 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: no shame, man
[7/20/2012 9:41:57 AM] HamDog: so what’s up with this whole white chocolate business? you know probably 1 out of every 20 people like white chocolate. i don’t see why you’re trying to start this dumbass white chocolate revolution on the internet
[7/20/2012 9:42:01 AM] HamDog: i don’t see the lure
[7/20/2012 9:42:05 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: c’mon man… i thought you were a junk food titan
[7/20/2012 9:42:08 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: it’s more or less sugary butter, and that’s awesome
[7/20/2012 9:42:17 AM] HamDog: i don’t know dude. but white chocolate sucks. why do you hate dark chocolate?
[7/20/2012 9:42:26 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: i don’t hate dark chocolate. i’ve told you a million times that i’ve got these wyld and krazy teeth from another planet that crave the fuck out of overly sugary goodness
[7/20/2012 9:42:42 AM] HamDog: i know. but seriously
[7/20/2012 9:42:44 AM]HamDog: white chocolate sucks. and you’re making a big deal about it
[7/20/2012 9:42:47 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: don’t judge me
[7/20/2012 9:43:08 AM] HamDog: if you like white chocolate, you basically just like vanilla
[7/20/2012 9:55:25 AM] HamDog: hey kweer, you still there?
[7/20/2012 9:55:41 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: stfu, i’m thinking
[7/20/2012 9:55:45 AM] HamDog: what?
[7/20/2012 9:55:47 AM] HamDog: did you really just tell me to stfu?
[7/20/2012 9:55:50 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: yes. stfu. i’m having a moral dilemma over here
[7/20/2012 9:56:10 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: ffffffuuuuuuuuuu
[7/20/2012 9:56:28 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: ever watch Tales From the Hood?
[7/20/2012 9:56:55 AM] HamDog: don’t change the fucking subject. did i finally make you realize that you’ve basically been touting vanilla on our goddamn blog this whole time? vanilla is fine, but white chocolate is a whole separate sack of snakes
[7/20/2012 9:56:59 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: fine, motherfucker. you got me. i really like vanilla. more than chocolate. are you happy now?
[7/20/2012 9:57:15 AM] HamDog: yes
[7/20/2012 9:57:22 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: it’s one of my 3 all time favorite flavors afterall
[7/20/2012 9:57:22 AM] HamDog: what are the other two favoites?
[7/20/2012 9:57:24 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: salt and butter
[7/20/2012 9:57:26 AM] HamDog: nice. i approve of that
[7/20/2012 9:57:26 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: at least i didn’t kill sage stallone
[7/20/2012 9:57:30 AM] HamDog: oh go to hell. and seriously who the fuck even knew who he was?
[7/20/2012 9:57:35 AM] HamDog: and by the way, i bet sage stallone didn’t like white chocolate
[7/20/2012 9:57:37 AM] HamDog: excuse me
[7/20/2012 9:57:40 AM] HamDog: i mean pussy vanilla
[7/20/2012 9:58:15 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: wow. just… wow. you know, i was going to invite you over to chief on this bag of romulan and watch Bloodsport, but now it looks like i’ll be doing this Han style
[7/20/2012 9:58:22 AM] HamDog: han style?
[7/20/2012 9:58:44 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: SOLO
[7/20/2012 10:00:58 AM] HamDog: damn… romulan? you actually have romulan?
[7/20/2012 10:01:06 AM] HamDog: hey man, i’m so sorry i said all that stuff
[7/20/2012 10:08:42 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: …
[7/20/2012 10:08:49 AM] HamDog: so we pretty much agree that you just really like vanilla. will you please just shut the fuck up about the white chocolate thing on the blog?
[7/20/2012 10:08:56 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: ok. fair enough. and you’re right… i do just really like vanilla, and i can accept that. the book is closed on white chocolate forever
[7/20/2012 10:08:57 AM] HamDog: tight
[7/20/2012 10:08:59 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: you know what’s awesome?
[7/20/2012 10:09:26 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: the part in bloodsport where van damme gets the shit in his eyes and is all “huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
[7/20/2012 10:09:35 AM] HamDog: i know right! just let me finish up this round of TF2 and i’ll be over
[7/20/2012 10:09:35 AM] PlanetoftheCrepes: just don’t fucking kill van damme if you come over to watch this
[7/20/2012 10:10:11 AM] HamDog: fuck you