Hostess CupCakes Review by Skeletor
People of Eternia! I stand before the galaxy and The Chosen Realm of SnortRamen… chosen by destiny and by the powers of Grayskull to review sweet snacks for their website of Ultimate JunkFood Power! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now… I, Skeletor, am to review the Hostess CupCake! YES! Yes… I feel it, the power… the cream filling. Yes, I feel the chocolatey cupcakiness within me! I am one with the chocolate, icing, and a whipped cream trifecta! The sugar flows… it flows through meeee! This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The Hostess CupCake is power! Real, unstoppable sugary chocolate POWER! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! You are no longer my EQUAL! Soon this entire box of cupcakes will be devestated and I will reign Ultimate Ruler supreme of the UNIVERSE! Go forth and devour the Hostess Cupcake, you royal boob!