Monthly Archives: May 2013


Nong Shim Spicy Onion Rings

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Last weekend the fam made a trek to one of the Asian grocery stores in town. Whenever we go, it is LAW that we get some oddball snack that we’ve never had. So many things from octopus crackers to Sriracha peas… but this time around I opted for a bag of Hot & Spicy Onion [...]


Terry’s Chocolate Orange

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After Willy Wonka (Wilder not Depp, because seriously stop it with the gritty fucking reboots already) killed all those kids in his candy funhouse of horrors and swindled Charlie into signing a confession (it’s in the fine print)… he fled to Florida where the cheap laborers have no chance of unionizing like those bastard Oompa [...]


INTERVIEW: Eat Skipper’s Pipes and Listen To Skraeckoedlan

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Behold, Snort Ramen’s first interview! We’ve decided to tap into the minds of Swedish stoner/doom juggernauts, Skraeckoedlan, and find what particular foods drive them to be awesome. Don’t worry, we can barely pronounce their name either… but these guys are absolutely fucking sick at writing good tunes. Half of their songs are in English, and [...]


NEWS: NASA to Develop 3D Printer… FOR FOOD

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Sonuvabitch! This is full of awesome! NASA is funding research for the development of a 3D food printer! The first food will be pizza. SPACE PIZZA! Goddammit, read that again: SPACE PIZZA! It’s days like this where my faith in humanity is restored. So some of you are probably thinking what I thought at first… [...]



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For all of you Mac sheep out there that have thousands of dollars of unused computer parts waiting to be put to use, this might be up your alley. Behold the iGrill! Source

circus peanuts

Fuck Circus Peanuts

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Folks, if you’ve ever face planted into a box of slightly moist styrofoam that sat in a banana distribution center for half a decade and inhaled said styrofoam… then you know what a circus peanut tastes like. Even by our standards, this candy is an abomination to the junk food world. It’s nothing like a [...]


Jim Ether: Sleepy Burger

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We love these Jim Ether food related paintings. I mean, fucking look at it… LOOK AT IT. Wouldn’t YOU want to be that guy??? Curled up all comfy-cozy in a nice warm hamburger with all the fixins? Damn right you do. It’s the stuff dreams are made of. As always, go check out Jimmy’s site [...]


Taco Bell Waffle Tacos

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Yes, Ramen-Readers… you read correctly. Motherfuckin’ Taco Bell Waffle Tacos. The Bell is dipping its clapper (yes, that’s the actual name for the dangly part of a bell) into the breakfast world. It’s sausage and eggs loaded up into a waffle all taco style. While it’s not really a taco based on what the Googlebots tells [...]