Monthly Archives: January 2013

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The Tiny SpaghettiO’s

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You know them all too well… those goddamn tiny rings in a can of SpaghettiO’s. Why the fuck did they make these? Usually they just slide or fall off of your fork, and when you get to the end of your can, they’re a bitch to scoop up. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Well, [...]

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Thank You, Four Loko!

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Back in August I sent Four Loko’s corporate office a letter expressing my gratitude and also suggesting they explore the idea of a Bacon flavor Four Loko.  Of course I was only half way serious, I just wanted some site content and to see what would happen.  Well one of the partners of Phusion Projects [...]

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The New Look of Snort Ramen

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Welcome to the new and improved layout of Snort Ramen! About time, amirite? Now you can enjoy our brilliant potty-mouth ramblings about junk food without feeling like you got hit by a rogue word-wave that left you for dead. Posts are now in summary form, things just look nicer, and everything should be easier to navigate. [...]

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The Fine Art of Fat-Kidding

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Fat-kidding. This is not a term that you use when you look at your fat-ass in the mirror and tell yourself that you’re skinny. It’s quite the opposite. This is a term that Team Snort Ramen uses rather often. The definition of fat-kidding is: Fat-Kidding (verb) \’fat-kid-ding\ – When one reaches the ass-end of a [...]

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Bacon Tortilla Chips

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The other day I came home and Mrs. PotC was doing her usual thing… kicking ass in the kitchen. She was making tortilla chips. But she had a batch set aside that were different from the other chips. They were darker and slightly orange. Hmmm… what flavor of tortilla chips could these be? Looking at [...]

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The Super-Secret Rally’s 15% Discount

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Hi folks. Planetofthecrepes here. I’m here today to tell you about something that’s mind-blowingly amazing about one of America’s greatest fast food joints: Rally’s (or Checker’s in some places). It’s the super secret and magical 15% discount that’s always available upon request. I know what you’re thinking: “You’re out of your fuckin’ mind, PotC.” Yeah, [...]

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White Bread is Stupid

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We here at Snort Ramen are junk food titans. We put a lot of crap into our systems for the sake of flavor. But we’re also not dumbasses and don’t eat EXCLUSIVELY junk food. HamDog and I totally plan on living to be at least 130 years old, and just like anything else enjoyable in [...]

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Motherfuckin’ Chicken Wings

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One of the greatest things in life is chicken wings. It’s chicken in sauce. Sure you don’t get as much meat as, let’s say, a turkey leg… but they’re damn fun to eat. There’s two parts to typical wings: the drumette and the wing. The drumette is more dipping friendly, while the wing probably gets [...]

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Stoner Concoction: Chips On Your Goddamn Sandwich

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You read the header right… chips on your goddamn sandwich. That means (unless you’re in the UK) you pull a motherfucking Breakfast Club all Allison Reynold’s style on your sandwich. First off, sandwiches are aces. They’re whatever you want slapped between some bread. The possibilities are endless. But really, how can you make a sandwich [...]